As an online retailer, we've heard it all - the good, the bad, and the downright hilarious. Online shopping has become a way of life for millions, and with that comes a whole new vocabulary of phrases and sayings that only fellow e-commerce enthusiasts can truly appreciate.
In this blog post, we're diving into 5 things online shoppers say that are totally ridiculous, but let's be honest - also completely true.
"I need it tomorrow!"
You know the drill. You're scrolling through Shopeverr.com, adding item after item to your cart, when suddenly you realize you have an event, a party, or a last-minute get-together to attend. The panic sets in, and the only logical solution is to demand delivery tomorrow.
"But how can I possibly wait 2-3 business days for my order?" you cry. "I need those stilettos/that kitchen gadget/that limited-edition collectible RIGHT NOW!"
News flash, my friend - that's not how online shopping works. While we at Shopeverr do our absolute best to get your orders to you as quickly as possible, sometimes physics and logistics just get in the way. Sorry, but even our lightning-fast delivery can't defy the laws of time and space.
"I'll just buy it in every color"
Let's be real - when you find that perfect item, whether it's a cozy sweater, a sleek pair of sunglasses, or the latest must-have tech gadget, the logical next step is to add it to your cart in every single color option available.
"I mean, who knows which one I'll like best?" you reason. "And what if I want to coordinate it with different outfits? I need options!"
While we admire your commitment to looking fabulous 24/7, that shopping cart is starting to look a little out of control. Maybe try the one-in-each-color rule, or better yet, stick to your favorite shade and save a little cash for your next Shopeverr splurge.
"I'll just return it if I don't like it"
Ah, the age-old online shopping mantra: "I'll just return it if I don't like it." It's the ultimate safety net, allowing you to click "add to cart" with reckless abandon, secure in the knowledge that you can always send it back if it doesn't live up to your expectations.
But let's be honest - how often do you actually follow through on those returns? We're guessing it's a lot less than the number of times you've uttered that phrase. Those unworn items just end up taking up precious real estate in your closet, taunting you with their unworn tags.
At Shopeverr, we do our best to make returns easy and hassle-free. But maybe, just maybe, try doing a little more research before you hit "purchase" next time. Your future self (and your wallet) will thank you.
"I deserve this"
You've had a long day at work, the kids have been driving you crazy, and that online shopping cart is just calling your name. "I deserve this," you tell yourself, as you click through page after page of tempting deals and irresistible products.
And you know what? You're absolutely right. You do deserve a little something special to brighten your day. But maybe take a step back and ask yourself if that impulse purchase is really going to bring you lasting joy, or if it's just a temporary mood booster that will leave you feeling guilty later.
At Shopeverr, we're all about treating yourself. But try to find a balance between indulgence and restraint. Your bank account (and your future self) will thank you.
"I'll just buy it now and figure out where to put it later"
We've all been there - you're scrolling through Shopeverr, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon the most amazing, must-have item. And before you can even think twice, it's already in your cart and on its way to your doorstep.
"I'll just figure out where to put it later," you tell yourself, already mentally rearranging your living room to accommodate your new purchase.
But let's be real - that's a recipe for clutter, chaos, and buyer's remorse. Take a moment to really think about where you're going to put that new piece of furniture, that kitchen gadget, or that trendy home decor item. Do you have the space for it? Does it fit your existing aesthetic?
At Shopeverr, we want you to love everything you buy. So before you click "place order," take a step back and make sure you have a plan for your new purchase. Your future self (and your significant other) will thank you.
So there you have it - five totally ridiculous, but completely true, things that online shoppers say. Whether you're guilty of all of these or just a few, we can all agree that the world of e-commerce is a wild and wonderful place.
At Shopeverr, we're here to make your online shopping experience as smooth, seamless, and (dare we say it?) sane as possible. So keep on clicking, my fellow shopping enthusiasts - just remember to take a deep breath and maybe do a quick inventory of your closet before you hit that "purchase" button.
Happy shopping!